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Filthy Bastard Soaps

Pansy Ass

Extremely floral, and yet soft and powdery like a soft wind blowing through a field of pansies, lingering in your nose for hours. Wonderful long lasting aromatic linger.  Pure oatmeal provides a cleansing exfoliant and gentle on the tender bits.

Ingredients: Vegetable Oil Blend (Olive Oil, Organic Sustainable Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter), Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Oatmeal, Iron Oxide.

 

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What's Sodium Hydroxide?

Used in Soap all the time. Super safe because essentially when it’s used in small amounts in skin care products like soap it gets totally used up in the reaction process (known a saponification). So, a lot of it doesn’t actually make it to the final product but we call it out becasue we have to.

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What are our soaps made from?

We use only the finest therapeutic grade essential oils and responsibly and ethically sourced materials from all over the world. Our soaps are completely free of all GMO ingredients, parabens, sodium lauryl sulfate, unnatural preservatives, and petroleum products. Many of our soaps are 100% vegan as well with the exception of a few varieties that incorporate goats milk, honey, or beeswax.

What is the shelf life for a bar of soap?

The shelf life for our bars of soap is about 24 months. While it could last up to 24 months, we recommend using it prior to that for maximum fragrance. We also recommend storing them in a dry, cool place while not in use.  Also never let the soap sit in standing water.

Where can I buy your products?

The best place to buy and choose from the widest variety of Filthy Bastard Soaps s is on our website and/or Amazon.

 Which bars are best for exfoliating?

Exfoliating is an important part of your cleansing routine removing those unwanted dead skin cells, along with the mucky.  Most of our soaps have natural clay, coffee grinds and/or walnut powder. so we offer many choices that will exfoliate the mucky.

 How long will my order take to process?

Once we receive your order we strive to ship it within 1-2 business days.  Once your order ships, you will receive a tracking link that contains your order’s up-to-date location status. 

My package was never delivered - now what?

Don’t panic! Shipping carriers will sometimes declare an item as delivered but it may take a little extra time for them to get it to you, and it's usually when they're in your area!  If you’ve received a notice of delivery but you can’t seem to find your package, it’s very likely that it will show up within 24 hours of the delivery notice! If it’s been over 24 hours since your package was marked as delivered, contact us - we’ll try to help!

 

Size and Weight

Each bar weighs approximately 4.5 ounces (142 grams) and are individually boxed. Box dimension are approximately:

Inches: 3x3x1

mm: 8x8x28

Care Instructions

To maximize soap life do not leave in standing water.

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